THE BRAIN APP!
STRESS YOUR BRAIN NO MORE—THE INCREDIBLE BRAIN APP IS HERE!
Announcing the revolutionary new BRAIN APP that automatically kicks in for those times when your brain is just too lazy or unable to figure things out for itself. The BRAIN APP provides a common sense approach to problem solving by transmitting an electronic signal that gently encourages the brain to comprehend and accept facts before attempting to make decisions—especially those concerning political matters. It increases blood flow to the area of the soft, convoluted mass of gray and white matter that deals with empathy and reduces blood flow to the weaker parts that affect ego, selfishness, intolerance, and rigid ideology. Critical decisions can easily be made for you when using this amazing electronic device. Simply place it in your ear as you would a hearing aid. It’s virtually invisible and your friends will never know you’re wearing it.
The BRAIN APP is available at electronic stores everywhere (May be surgically implanted behind the ear if you prefer—surgical charges not included).
THE REVOLUTIONARY BRAIN APP—FOR THOSE CRITICAL TIMES WHEN SERIOUS THOUGHT IS A MUST!
$29.95 (plus S&H). Must be five or older to purchace. Quantities limited. Batteries not included. (Add $3.00 surcharge if you are a member of Congress.)
The Realm of Bob Emery 